Fantasy Chef Week 8 Picks: Thats a spicy meatball!!!!!!







HERDY, GERDY, BURDY, BORK-BORK!!!! It has been a rough couple of weeks leaving me to ask Vert da Furk, in the most classy of ways. Burdy burdy!!! I hope that you like the variety that I share. Please indulge in as much as you want. This week is casserole dish Bort Bort!

Appetizers:
This weeks app is a bit sour! And it isnt a DFS pick...just a simple rant. The Eagles offense has been a huge disappointment for me. I expected it to bring extra flavor this year but it has been very dull. Burdy Mudda Fah Durty! Here is is: I wish the Eagles kept Foles instead of Wentz. he is never gonna be the right ingredient for a Philly title. I am almost ready to move on. Also, the injury reports are bullshit. ( Editor note: This opinion does not reflect the opinion of SportsWave at all but since this is not the NBA and we allow people to voice their opinions here and arent dictated by China we allow the Chef to have his say. Personally, the editorial team thinks that the Chef may have tapped into his edibles and magic mushroom bag a little too much this week with this rant)

Main Course:

Cream of Sum Yung Guy

Russel Wilson QB Seattle
The guy is a stud. Always has a high floor but this year the ceiling is extra extra high. I expect 400+ yards passing and 3 tds in a monster performance!

Dalvin Cook RB Minn
Play the Thurs-Mon slate!!! Put some of this MUSTard on the Must Start play of Cooks!

Evan Engram TE NYG
This is some leftovers for yo butt! Last week he didnt produce. This week is redemption. 80 Yards and a TD is my call here!. Thats Purdy!!!! HURDY GERTY!


Calvin Ridley WR Atl

The trade of Sanu increases his snap count and makes him more of a go-to in the offense. This will be his BOOM week. 5-8 total receptions with 2 of them being TDs.

Dessert:
Pats D
It taste so smooth going down....O yea! Thats the ticket!



Fantasy Chef's Doggie Bag:

Extra Extra deep sleeper for you is JARON BROWN
Stack Brown with Wilson in your DFS GPPs. He will be a contrarian pick since most players will go with Lockett as their QB/WR stack. Brown should get 8-10 targets.



Enjoy your feast!
Vergoofin der flicke stoobin mit der bork-bork yubetcha!


Picks and opinions By: Jason Blade aka The Fantasy Chef
Article By: Chol Souders



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